STAR WARS RISE OF SKYWALKER
[LIVE TWEET THREAD]

mute it if you want, but I need to do this for Mannu https://twitter.com/MannuMellow/status/1266271043250872321

so far so good

nevermind

they are seriously DARING to play the imperial MARCH right now??? making me LISTEN with my oWN EARS???? anakin would NEVER

ok i love leia too much not to see her take luke's saber and destroy the siths herself

HE SMASHED IT, AND HE'S REMADE IT IN A RED EMO DESIGN?? kylo, pls, what are you trying to do? be consistent

"i offered u my hand once"

ok

"you didnt say my name sir but im alright"

ok c3po has never been cuter

i'm SORRYY??????????????????????????????????

did she just fucking KILL Chewie?????? miss jedi-texts-let-me-heal-a-snake-and-float-with-rocks??????

ok somehow he's alive??? kill me

ur tellin me this handholding is bromance?

that's amy right

also
"u were a spice trader??"
"u were a stormtrooper???"

best comeback

Also, why do these people always make "spice trading" an exotic alien thing that's illegal? Hmmmmmm

killing c3po, ok

Tell me one (1) good reason I should be shipping Poe with this random ass lady who showed up all of a sudden for all of two seconds instead of Finn

General Hux: I'm the spy!!

me, barely registering his importance anymore: whatever

may i also say that his motivations are ridiculous and completely out of character to the cold, calculating man which was supposed to be the opposite of kylo ren

oh my god get over it ben people dont just BECOME their grandfathers

ummm ok well i guess it's nice to be evil when dues ex machina is on your side, huh rey?

STOP MAKING CHEWIE CRY

" i missed u son "

i wouldn't have

"what are you DOING" BIG SAME

what the fuck is going on

WHY

i can't believe im saying that kylo ren deserved better :|

oh go fuck yourself

tldr; i can't believe i watched all the characters in this series be destroyed, but at least i didnt pay for it