Disney offering a new series of rides with a Trump Theme upon their reopening.

Enjoy rides like

1. The Economy - The Steepest and Fastest Fall in the World.
2. The Barr- The Ride that Keeps Going Lower.
3. The Nunes - It Will Leave You Sweating and Confused.

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4. The McConnell - The Ride That Suddenly Grinds to a Halt.
5. The Graham -This Ride will Turn Your Nose Brown.
6. The Sundowner - The Ride That Gets Crazier as the Night Gets Later

7. The Putin - An Eight Story Fall Out a Window.
8. The Election - An Anxiety Inducing Ride that Ends with a Return to Normalcy.

All Guests Will Have to Sign a Non Disclosure Agreement Before Being Admitted to the Park.