How Andy survives at home with Mika : A highly researched experiment.

We ask ourselves how Andy handles such beauty everyday (Same could be said of Mika handling Andy's beauty, but that's a whole other matter.

Now, we also ask HoW cAN Andy HanDlE sUcH CrAZinEsS.
I say, that it's a process of simple mathematics.

1️⃣

Andy : *he's so beautiful I think I might pass out*

Mika : *Does something stupid and crazy*

Andy : "Mika, I am going to kill you!"
2️⃣

Mika : *Does something crazy and stupid*

Andy : "Mika, I'm going to kill you!"

Mika : *Looks at Andy with puppy eyes and radiates beauty*

Andy : *passes out*

Mika : *escapes and buys vacuum cleaners*

*End of inference*
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