How Andy survives at home with Mika : A highly researched experiment.

We ask ourselves how Andy handles such beauty everyday (Same could be said of Mika handling Andy& #39;s beauty, but that& #39;s a whole other matter.

Now, we also ask HoW cAN Andy HanDlE sUcH CrAZinEsS.
I say, that it& #39;s a process of simple mathematics.

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Andy : *he& #39;s so beautiful I think I might pass out*

Mika : *Does something stupid and crazy*

Andy : "Mika, I am going to kill you!"
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Mika : *Does something crazy and stupid*

Andy : "Mika, I& #39;m going to kill you!"

Mika : *Looks at Andy with puppy eyes and radiates beauty*

Andy : *passes out*

Mika : *escapes and buys vacuum cleaners*

*End of inference*
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