Again. Everybody has some weird and largely unworkable plan for keeping people theoretically safe once they have _arrived_ somewhere.

But so few people have a workable and non-weird plan for how people will safely GET to where they’re going. https://twitter.com/isaacdovere/status/1266196893106941953
Your very safe stadium seat, your very safe office desk area, and your very safe restaurant table.

How the fuck will you GET there without packed transit, airtight elevators, and excuse me excuse me excuse me stadium seat side-walking?
It’s farcical.

In order to put people back into offices, restaurants, and stadiums operating at *one-sixth capacity*, we’ll need to deploy some kind of personal trebuchet that propels people past all of the other snorks trying to safely get where they’re going.

Fucking madness.
It’s like assuring the Von Trapp family that they’ll be fine once they enter Switzerland without also mentioning they’re going to need some unexpected help from very progressive nuns who understand the vulnerabilities of internal combustion engines.
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