would you all like Leif to give his take on each gg character https://twitter.com/oreoatlaw/status/1266185368778522624
It is decided, we are watching Hi, Society. You know you love me, xoxo, Gossip Leif. #gossipleif to mute, if you want this thread to disappear.
L: what’s up with their hair?
Me: idk
L: they look like the Harry Potter kids in goblet of fire when they all go emo #gossipleif
L: why are they all dressed like they’re in prep school
Me: babe it’s their school uniform
L: *uproarious laughter* i always forget these people are supposed to be in high school, it’s so stupid #gossipleif
L: Serena’s a fucking idiot! #gossipleif
L: is she wearing red tights?
Me: yes
L: why that’s weird
Me: that’s the gossip girl look, brightly colored tights
L: what, why #gossipleif
L: what’s up with this damn ball? Why’s everyone talking about this ball?
Me: babe.... it’s a debutante ball
L: where does this take place? Manhattan? No one in Manhattan is having a fucking debutante ball, that’s some southern stuff #gossipleif
Regarding Cece

L: I hope this is all some big manipulative act, I’ve got cancer and all I want to see before I die is something I want YOU to do #gossipleif
L: why did she only show up for like twenty seconds? I also don’t think that suit looks good at all. #gossipleif
L: I like how these people have elevators in their houses, it’s weird
#gossipleif
L: Wow, Grandma’s a bitch! She’s a drunken bitch! #gossipleif
L: that dress looks horrible #gossipleif
Me: which do you like more, Blockhead or Nate?
L: Nate’s right here?
Me: baby that’s Dan
L: oh Nate’s the one with his heart on his sleeve?
Me: yes, I just don’t like Blockhead #gossipleif
L: I hate that lady, she’s the worst
Me: yup that’s Cece
L: I hope she dies
Me: she does
L: soon?
Me: like season five
L: season FIVE? her lung cancer takes THAT long? #gossipleif
Almost every scene he’s asked me where the prince Blair is supposed to go to the ball with and I tell him that she’s going with Nate now
#gossipleif
L: I swear these people must spend half their time traveling between each other’s high rises #gossipleif
L: who stops only to say like two sentences?
Me: the people on gossip girl #gossipleif
Me: what do you think about Dan?
L: What’s wrong with him? He’s okay right now, he’s fighting the good fight, he’s spilling some dirt on rich hobos. I’ll support any character that makes like difficult for those characters. #gossipleif
-enter the Brooklyn loft-
L: is this the poor people’s place?
Me: yes
L: Hahahaha and it looks amazing #gossipleif
*chuck rolls down the window and peers out*

L: oh my god! He’s always doing this! He did this in the other two episodes we watched

Me: .....

L: he does! He looks like a creepy little stalker rolling the window down and peering out like a little freak #gossipleif
L: oh my god her dress is ugly too! They’re all so ugly! #gossipleif
L: I don’t mind the giant bow dress as much as that other ugly dress #gossipleif
He recognizes Rufus from one of his war documentaries 🥴 #gossipleif
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