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Laides, gentlemen, non-binary legends, i would like to present a thread that will be updated over time:
LISTENING TO MY OLD CRINGY ASS ELECTRONIC MUSIC FROM SOUNDCLOUD PART 1: THE FIRST ALBUM
a thread:
LISTENING TO MY OLD CRINGY ASS ELECTRONIC MUSIC FROM SOUNDCLOUD PART 1: THE FIRST ALBUM
a thread:
introduction: 3 years ago i posted a cringy ass album filled with awful electronic music to soundcloud. I was 13. For the first time in 2 years i will listen to this album and update the thread as i go. Here is the album if you wish to go deaf. https://soundcloud.com/user-104197005/sets/if-not-when-now
Track one: Kill Da Lights
Honestly, not an awful opener. It gets repetitive very fast though. The track was over fairly quick. Unlike some others (foreshadowing isnt my strong suit)
Honestly, not an awful opener. It gets repetitive very fast though. The track was over fairly quick. Unlike some others (foreshadowing isnt my strong suit)
Track two: Trailer Park Funo
At this point i wondered what the fuck some of these titles were, but fuck it. Trailer Park Funo is a soulless attempt at psuedo-dubstep repetitive crap that sounds like a malfunctioning toilet. No substance.
At this point i wondered what the fuck some of these titles were, but fuck it. Trailer Park Funo is a soulless attempt at psuedo-dubstep repetitive crap that sounds like a malfunctioning toilet. No substance.
Track three: YGBYABAM
honestly this one was boring from the get go. There's nothing to it. It's a mindless club jam. But even then, even after the awful, AWFUL music i had heard throughout the album so far, i was not AT ALL ready for track 4. Get ready. Its all downhill now.
honestly this one was boring from the get go. There's nothing to it. It's a mindless club jam. But even then, even after the awful, AWFUL music i had heard throughout the album so far, i was not AT ALL ready for track 4. Get ready. Its all downhill now.
Track 4: 1006
im crying. 3 minutes into the 13 and a half minute track and i want to stop listening. The most mind numbingly boring track. 13 minutes in length, the only interesting thing to happen is that throughout the track the tempo gets higher and higher and higher
im crying. 3 minutes into the 13 and a half minute track and i want to stop listening. The most mind numbingly boring track. 13 minutes in length, the only interesting thing to happen is that throughout the track the tempo gets higher and higher and higher
but that doesnt help the fact that this is, no exaggeration, the WORST song i have ever heard in my life. And I created it. Do yourself a favour, If you decide to put yourself through this torturous album, give 1006 a miss. Why did i think this was a good idea?
Track five: Wabbit
a little drum n bass thing. Honestly not awful. Drags out for too long being 5 minutes long, but i can say out of all the tracks i've heard so far, this is the one i enjoyed the most.
a little drum n bass thing. Honestly not awful. Drags out for too long being 5 minutes long, but i can say out of all the tracks i've heard so far, this is the one i enjoyed the most.
Track six: the calm before the storm
it has some hip hop flair to it
I like this one.
it has some hip hop flair to it
I like this one.
track 7: CHILLCHILLCHILL
i dont even know what this is supposed to be. Latin pop? I dont care either, cause it sounds like a goat screaming down my earhole every two seconds. Also what was my obsession with speeding the tempo up mid song? This one can fuck off.
i dont even know what this is supposed to be. Latin pop? I dont care either, cause it sounds like a goat screaming down my earhole every two seconds. Also what was my obsession with speeding the tempo up mid song? This one can fuck off.
track eight: AROBOTINSPACE
again, this is another case of Why? There's no point to the track, its all filler. I cant even come up with anything to say. It just... exists. And it shouldnt.
again, this is another case of Why? There's no point to the track, its all filler. I cant even come up with anything to say. It just... exists. And it shouldnt.
Track nine: Yaiga
wtf is a yaiga
i really want cheetos
im bored.
WHY IS THIS 5 FUCKING MINUTES LONG
wtf is a yaiga
i really want cheetos
im bored.
WHY IS THIS 5 FUCKING MINUTES LONG
track ten: ARIZEN
second last track
okay some nice piano and drums i can get behind this. I wish that the jutter effects weren't there but its not a big deal.
Honestly i could get behind this if it wasnt so long AND THE ANNOYING ASS JUTTER EFFECT
second last track
okay some nice piano and drums i can get behind this. I wish that the jutter effects weren't there but its not a big deal.
Honestly i could get behind this if it wasnt so long AND THE ANNOYING ASS JUTTER EFFECT
Track eleven: An Ending To Please You
You know what, it was pleasing. BECAUSE ITS THE END OF THE GODDAMN ALBUM.
Its a short track and tbh its just filler. The album should have ended with ARIZEN but this is okay i guess. Harmless.
You know what, it was pleasing. BECAUSE ITS THE END OF THE GODDAMN ALBUM.
Its a short track and tbh its just filler. The album should have ended with ARIZEN but this is okay i guess. Harmless.
what did i gain from this? Nothing.
But its not over. Far from it. THERE IS AN EP AND A WHOLE OTHER ALBUM TO GET THROUGH (Plus some loosies) SO KEEP AN EYE OUT, CAUSE ITS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
But its not over. Far from it. THERE IS AN EP AND A WHOLE OTHER ALBUM TO GET THROUGH (Plus some loosies) SO KEEP AN EYE OUT, CAUSE ITS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
