Alright! Let’s do this!! Follow this thread for my live tweeting of Kindred: The Embraced as I rewatch it for the first time since 1996!!
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Shout out to the cast list. Y’all don’t get enough love

THE ASSASSIN’S CREED FANFILM ROOFTOP RUNNING HAHAHA

This fight choreography is gonna send me

“It’s about to be Day” Buddy it’s a cool 11 am

THE BRUJAH JUST STRAIGHT STABBING THE GANGREL HAHAHAHA

This like... really loyal Gangrel just burning is... a choice

Just grab the Prince’s titty okay

I know I’m gonna rag on this show so much, but honestly, 20 years in VtM and I have done FAR more cringe stuff LOL

These sets are fantastic though

THIS FANGIRL GHOUL YES! Ahhh wait... Fanghoul! That’s what I’m calling them from now on

Gurl you already ate just ditch the man

I want the Prince’s house. Full stop.

Is it really Chekhov’s gun if it’s this obvious?

“I love to hear you talk like that! I have no idea what it means!” SHES A VAMPIRE YOU ABSOLUTE WALNUT

THE HAVEN?!

We really just gonna loudly confront the Gangrels with Lindred terminology right on the streets???? OKAY FUCK THE MASQUERADE

Also a Gangre named “Stevie Ray” is so appropro

THIS COMICALLY LARGE GUN WHY

Man these cops really just be like that huh

Switching to clearly a hand cam with no steady is a bold move

If Nosferatu know ANYTHING it’s how to make a fucking entrance

Also if your Nos looks like John Malkovich you’re doing it wrong

Why is it every time we cut to the coroner it’s shot EXACTLY like an episode of Goosebumps?!

Oooooooh THIS is where my anxiety about morgues came from

AND BACK IN THE BOX WE GO

Legit tho having a fucking morgue door that you can just pop in and out to grab a bit is BRILLIANT

Does everyone on this show have the Eat Food merit? I guess it’s just easier that way?

Ventrues really do be fucking Toreadors since the dawn of time eh?

This furniture is the sexiest part of this scene

Oh NOW we care about the Masquerade?! After we just loudly said “Brujah” and “Gangrel” in public?!

JUST GONNA CHILL RIGHT HERE TIL YALL NOTICE ME I GUESS

Julian’s grandchild dying would be brilliant in the Convictions system. I like that plot book actually

This clunky info dump just sounds like every character bio I’ve had to write in haste

“Give me Frank” bless

Alexandra has a Huamnity of 9 or 10 and that means she’s gotta die

The dramatics of this situation are taking me back to 90’s LARPs! I’d laugh but it’s so FAMILIAR

Ok they are REALLY bending the laws of sunlight

I understand how ass it is trying to film at night, but good lord noon on a rainy day is NOT IT

WHAT IS HAPPENING

JUST CASUALLY EARTH MELD I GUESS

This eulogy is so well worded but also this wine mob is sending me

Ok thinking back on it, Earth Melding to hold your dead spouses coffin is beautiful

SHOW UP 15 MINUTES LATE WITH STARBUCKS YOU FUNKY LITTLE CHIC

The belly chain is PEAK FASHION

Kissing the corpse while Prince just stands there. That’s it. That’s VtM summarized

Ok I love Sasha. She has the same name as my dog and that is the primary reason. Also she’s hot.

“Got a little rough” buddy.....

“I’m just so into you... no clue why... all these powers.... and cravings.... totally a mystery”

AHH YES DEATH OF WIFE PERFECT TOPIC AFTER A SEX TALK

She licked up that blood without getting ANY shaving cream and honestly? I’m impressed

Excuse me the FIVE clans? I knew this was low budget but could they really only afford Five? This is just the Xavier mansion scene from Deadpool

The Set Dec team are the real stars of this show

Look, Alexandra May be totally gonna die but that tantrum was AWESOME

Obligatory shirtless workout scene because this is the 90’s

Glad to see where Kylo Ren got his fashion sense

I hit the limit on tweeting so I’m gonna space them out a little. Primogen is such a cooler word than “Boss” and this prejudice against the Gangrel is HILARIOUS from a Brujah

Some of this ADR really is distracting. Also stop being such a Kiss ass, Powder.

“You gave me your heart and I’m keeping it!” Ghouls never change

She MUST be Toreador with this dramatic ass reveal

Wait being full enough on blood they can Daywalk a little? That’s some BENDY ass lore

THAT BLOOD BE HITTIN DIFFERENT HUH, BUDDY?

Glad to see Ghost from Game of Thrones’ earlier work

“Why did it have to be this way?” You are KINDRED! It’s ALWAYS this way!

“I’m not a Beast! I was once a woman!” My god high Humanity folks are so insufferable

Ooh more clunky info dumping. This script is wearing some wooden clogs

Hell yeah blood tears. Thank you for that detail

So we got a new thing that banging a vamp makes you a ghoul? Well alright then! Siren predator type just got more complicated

Heart of a Nosferatu?! WOW

Just kiss the prince’s nipple I guess