horrific. someone free those poor children from off brand alton brown

has anyone ever noticed how food network has like the upper caste of hosts & then like uncanny knockoffs of all those hosts. tyler florence is uncanny bobby flay. giada is uncanny rachel ray. this dude uncanny alton. anne burrell uncanny guy fieri. barefoot contessa stands alone

LET IT BE NOTED: in life and culture i subscribe to a philosophy of "sometimes the knockoff is more authentic than the real thing." thus, this is decidedly NOT giada slander, tho rachel ray was one of the first ppl i remember being horny for

also, m*rio is counterfeit emeril, and that IS an insult. BAM