POTATOES: the way MEN LOVE THEM.

Springtime ways with ham. As opposed to other seasons of ham.

FONDULOHA

No.

YES.

There’s a reason people invented therapy in the 80s. And Klonopin.

Holy sh*t.

Apparently, I missed the first “fruits ablaze.” We only have the sequel.

The card does not list what the celery was victorious over.

So far, halfway through, I have learned that vegetables are for communists and “salad” is a term used only loosely.

The back of this card has “fondue tips” most of which boil down to not spilling boiling hot cheese on yourself.

Make them together and your next swingers party will be UNFORGETTABLE

Specificity is not this collection’s strong suit

Just in case you want unfriend people in person.

I was just thinking my mornings needed more fish.

I like that you people think I won’t actually make these things.