Glad that someone's FINALLY talking about the epidemic of lawless kids who turned their backs on booze and reefer and now get their teenage kicks by stealing ballots from mailboxes and distributing them specifically to people who... aren't registered to vote. Wait, what? https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1266104827001688065

The darned kids — when they've stolen all the ballots — go straight to Karl, who usually hangs out in Jamba Juice. He has a list of all non-registered voters... no, wait, that doesn't work, there would be no list. So, um... he goes up to randomers and asks if they're registered.

If they say "Yes, why?" Karl says "Uh, no reason," and walks away quickly. But if they say "No, I am evil and foreign!" then Karl gives them a ballot that he's carefully scratched the name off, and tells them they HAVE to use it to vote Democrat. People stare at him, confused.

Karl's mom arrives: "Karl! Are you subverting democracy again?" And Karl mumbles no, definitely not, it's a school project about avocados or something and please stop yelling because it's super-embarrassing. Mom says hmm, goes home and checks under his bed for contraband ballots.