I saw someone do a Southampton version of this so I’m gonna make a Bournemouth one - I tried my best, it’s a joke so don’t hate me if I’m not accurate or you’re offended I’m just bored

Central Btown:
- Fairly standard full of chains and offices
- if you live here I don’t know why you do
- gardens are nice when they’re not full of crackheads
(6/10)

Westbourne/West cliff
- Posh flats
- high street is decent with some good charity shops & bars
- Apparently have the best fish and chips but I’ve never been
(9/10)

Talbot & Branksome
- Fuck off massive houses
- Near the university but it’s campus so not like they live there unless in the student village
- Branksome is fairly unproblematic but idk don’t really go there or know anyone there
(7/10)

Queens Park/ Charminster
- Queens park = again massive fuck off houses
- Charminster highstreet seems to be filled with people wanting to be run over
- they’re full of students tho so not surprised
- Good looking restaurants but fuck all parking so cba to try it
(4/10)

East cliff/ Springbourne
- Stay by the seafront and you’re good
- Go any further inland and you’re fucked don’t walk alone
- Only decent thing is the Aldi and sexual health clinic lol
(1/10)

Boscombe West
- Again, by the seafront it’s really nice
- Go further in and it’s dodge
- Genuinely thing boscombe has potential but need the money to be rejuvenated
- Chaplin’s Bar is the one
(6/10)

Boscome East/ Pokesdown
- We get it, nice by the seafront dodgy further inland
- Private school is here
- Some random ass shops on the high street probably most of them money laundering
- Decent indian and sushi place tho
(6/10)

Southbourne
- Rich families
- Old people
- Really nice highstreet with some decent independent bars
(8/10)

Christchurch
- Old people central
- Middle class families
- Highstreet is nice if you’re with your gran
(8/10)

Winton
- There’s East and west but this thread is long already
- Centre of young families and students
- obligatory chavs
- could be worse
(4/10)

Kinson
- This is worse
- rough asf
- Chavs
- Mixed with some nicer areas but generally no
(2/10)

Red hill/ Northbourne
- Bog standard residential area
- just a mix of Winton and kinson really
- Idk it has a Toby carvery
(5/10)

Moordown
- Again standard
- I live here lol
- Don’t stalk me
- There’s a Pizza Hut?
(7/10)

Muscliff & Throop
- Unproblematic family area
- Nice river walks and throop is goals
- Good starter home area
(10/10)

Strouden park
- Castlepoint shopping centre
- we don’t talk about Townsend
(2/10)

Little down / iford
- Pretty big houses
- alright area
- mostly taken up by the hospital, leisure centre and JP Morgan
(5/10)