"Why are you taking pictures of me, I'm testing a fucking lime!!!"
Not only did he think it was a good idea to eat a raw slice of jalapeño, he's also being attacked by corn popping out of the pan.
Meanwhile I misread this as "Calling all hungry cocks."
Man can't open packaging on meat, more at 11
He overall did a great job! Thank you, dear!
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