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STORY TIME: THIS GIRL DAD CAME HOME EARLY SO I RAN OUT GRABBING THE WRONG SHOES ( @theestallion & @1future this ones for you guys)
1. This girl hit me up out the blue to come over & transcend her cheeks into the cosmos so I’m like bet. This was junior year so my hoe gene was still active 
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2. I heard she had a bf but I ain’t care because we was in high school and I heard he was like 23 and I was tired of these old ass niggas taking all of our bitches
3. I stop at the Gas station to get condoms, Clerk behind the counter gassing me up & shit “Go beat that shit down savage!!” I’m like ahhhhhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👅" title="Zunge" aria-label="Emoji: Zunge">
4. I get over there me & home girl waste NO time, I’m butt ass naked in this girl living room knee deep in the pussy & the couch cushions
5. We migrate to her bedroom and my spider senses telling me a car just pulled up but I was about to bust so I ignored it
6. Next thing I know the front door opens & I hear “Christinnaaaa I’m home baby girl”
7. My followers know I’ve been in these type of situations multiple times, and my escape route is always the window. but I look over.. windows got bars on them... shawty house was Alcatraz
8. Im scared fr now but she says just hide under the blanket it’s dark & the lamp is by us, he not gonna walk all the way in here. He won’t see you if you hide under the blanket. So we keep fucking
9. The footsteps getting closer.. She topping me off & tells me to let her know when.. I don’t.
10. Her dad opens the door, it’s mad dark so he can’t see us
11. He says “what was all that noise?” She say nothing I was on my phone. He says “Turn the light on” she tells him the bulb out.. this man turns his cellphone light in & flashes it on her..
12. ...This what he see
13. Her dad like WHAT THE FUCK??? rushes in & snatches the blanket off the bed, I leap up, ass out, baby carrot slangin ready to go to war
14. He comes at me and I hit him with the AHH AHH AHH SPIN MOVE!!! he flies into the dresser & I run out the room
15. It must be laundry day because I get to the living room looking for my shit & theres clothes EVERY WHERE.. my adrenaline was pumping, I spot my pants and just grab everything next to it and dash out the front door!!
16. Couple hours go by & I text her to see if she good.. no reply
17. I decide to go on about my day when my homeboy hits me up and ask if I wanna hoop and I’m like shit why not? I look around for my basketball shoes but can’t find them
18. I look in my closet and see some shoes I’ve never see before.. I’m like where these shoes come from? I figure one of my friends must’ve left em over here. I put them on I’m like shit we the same size? bet fuck it new shoes
19. I get to the court waiting on my homeboy, I’m just putting some shots up when I notice a group of older niggas starring at me
20. Like they are SIZING me, after like 5 mins they get up and walk over and the main dude is like “Aye man where I know you from? I said Idk bro? He say “oh well check me out.. Where you get those shoes?”
21. I was like huh?
He was like “those shoes nigga where you got them from?”
I’m like relax bro I been had these..
He say “they got my name on the tongue of them..”
I say what’s ya name?
He say “Jerome”
I said me too
He said “take them off”
He was like “those shoes nigga where you got them from?”
I’m like relax bro I been had these..
He say “they got my name on the tongue of them..”
I say what’s ya name?
He say “Jerome”
I said me too
He said “take them off”
22. These were grown ass niggas and I was still a kid, and if y’all know about Barnett park in Orlando y’all know niggas stay with the issue so I just took em off and gave them to him
23. He puts them on.. them they surround me and he say you been to my bitch house nigga because that’s were I left these...
24. I look at him and say Sir ion know you or ya girl.. Now that we up close it FINALLY dawns on both of us where we seen each other before.. he say “aye hold up?” AINT I sell you some condoms earlier ????!!
25. Bra... I bought condoms from this man and used them on his girl...
26. Before they could beat my ass.. and big ass truck rolls up.. and guess who gets out? Yup. The girl daddy
27. Bra walks up... looks at me.. then looks at the nigga.. and sees that he has on the shoes that he must’ve saw in his house earlier.. he puts 2 and 2 together and starts BEATING that nigga ass lmaooooooo
28. Bra friends try to help him it don’t matter this girl daddy Thanos
29. Bra looked at me and was like “Savage help!!!!” I was like Ahhhh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👅" title="Zunge" aria-label="Emoji: Zunge">
30. I ran and ain’t seen them niggas or her daddy since
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