I want the NBA’s Disneyworld Bubble to be like youth bball tourneys:

- multi-court gym w/ multi games
- Lakers on sideline watching
last game finish, hoping it doesn’t
go to OT
- Doc bringing Kawhi orange slices
- Luka shows up at halftime,
couldn’t find gym parking

- parents yelling at Bron for the
chalk toss, they can’t see the game
- Dwight caught getting nachos at
the snack bar between games
- Chris Paul asking to talk to the
tourney organizer to get a ref
kicked out who kicked him out

- Dame has to play late until the final
day because the Blazers won the
loser’s bracket
- Giannis runs to a vending machine
to buy a Gatorade during a timeout
- Harden averages 5 ppg because
youth refs call euro steps a travel