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Few facts on things, mysteries and scary situations we live with in African cultures, most of them are spiritual yet we are best at ignoring such, maybe because we have no solution(s)

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Did you know? (Owa koneka ngaho?)Thread/1-12Few facts on things, mysteries and scary situations we live with in African cultures, most of them are spiritual yet we are best at ignoring such, maybe because we have no solution(s)Endeka okutwi/Pay attention https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=Fika polupale https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜„" title="Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes">" title="Did you know? (Owa koneka ngaho?)Thread/1-12Few facts on things, mysteries and scary situations we live with in African cultures, most of them are spiritual yet we are best at ignoring such, maybe because we have no solution(s)Endeka okutwi/Pay attention https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡πŸΏ" title="Down pointing backhand index (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index (dark skin tone)">Fika polupale https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜„" title="Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
1.There are people that do not stay married until a couple of years,the husband/wife has to die.Ihava kulupilwa, ouna ashike okufya modula yoye onhine

2. There are ladies out there, if by any mistake you touch her (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘" title="Peach" aria-label="Emoji: Peach">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ†" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine">), your manhood shall never rise again. Oulumenhu waya filu.
3. There are families out there, MARRIAGE IS NOT THEIR THING. Ihava hombolwa. Look in their family, who is married? No one, they are all single mothers/grandmas/fathers. Pula nawa! Mangha ino toola ondje.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ¦‚" title="Scorpion" aria-label="Emoji: Scorpion">
4. There are men out there, if they sleep with you, never will you conceive. Ounona eva shonga mo nale!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">. Omhulile ili poima!

5. There are families out there where the first marriage never last, but the second one might work. To likolelelwa nena kaumehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘Ή" title="Japanese ogre" aria-label="Emoji: Japanese ogre">
6. There are families out there where men are cursed that they shall not marry but just impregnate as many ladies as they can. Don& #39;t be a victim.

7. There are families out there, you marry them; Full stop to your happiness.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
8. There are families out there, marry one of them, my brother you just won a bonanza: The entire clan is yours. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">Aveshe ova shikula omonahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">.

9. There are families out there, marry a sister plus a bonanza of tortoises/snakes/wolves, but you only learn that after you say β€œI do”.
10. There are families out there impregnate their daughters; You either go Mad and Slide down to your ancestors.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜₯" title="Disappointed but relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Disappointed but relieved face"> Ino lya po, to kana nena, omu hole sha shokodolwa pashe, keshe ombutu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘" title="Peach" aria-label="Emoji: Peach">owa halahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ”₯" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">
11. There are families out there the highest education level they can reach is Grade 12; if you make it to university, you return back home and prefer staying home-kuna apa toyi. No interest at all. Nghee ngoo vafingilwe mounyuni waMandume.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘½" title="Extraterrestrial alien" aria-label="Emoji: Extraterrestrial alien">
12. There are families out there, you can academically succeed but never see a good marital status as you wish. Vaendwa nale efimbo lii! Eedjapo ove na ashike iha va hombolwa, pena ngaa okaimahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘½" title="Extraterrestrial alien" aria-label="Emoji: Extraterrestrial alien">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☠️" title="Skull and crossbones" aria-label="Emoji: Skull and crossbones">
Uya pOmbala oupula yoo pEemhundo. Tashi vadima momutwe waxokulu kashifi sho ngaho, ashike exwata lounhongo neshiivo.

Oilongo imwe/yavakweni ihai likolwa omatanga.

Ita shiti ngee momufitu omuna ongwe oukongo wohamba nau aluke!

Eshi sha lya oonyoko nghiwete shakuta!
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