About to watch Star Trek VI for the first time! MUCH EXCITED.

I also figured out where the confusion came from - there was a trailer for this on my Wrath of Khan VHS that I watched to death so my brain evidently convinced itself I'd seen VI...from just the trailer. lol

wait Michael Dorn is in this what

RAND!!! IT'S MY GIRL RAND

Also I want more adventures of Captain Sulu damnit

The Romulans, watching Praxis explode: haha good thing this'll never happen to us

Kirk: fuckin hate Klingons

Spock: you're in charge of looking after the Klingons

Kirk:

oh so NOW Kirk remembers his son died because he sure forgot that by the end of #3

Valeris: it is of endings that I wish to speak

Spock: oh?

Valeris: yeah I'm stuck on the final boss of Dark Souls XXVII

ohhhh that is a pretty Bird of Prey! More starships need to be painted

Spock hired Valeris to troll Kirk didn't he

GENERAL CHANG IS THE KLINGON FROM THE TRAILER

cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war mans!!!

omg the Klingons not knowing what the fuck a napkin is, adorable

"what the fuck is a cutlery" - Klingons

in space the spaghetti is blue

Jokes aside I really like how the Klingons are portrayed here. Feels like when DS9 "fixed" the Ferengi from their TNG appearances

Captain Kirk showing up to the Bridge like

oh my god so much CGI blood

oh shit I did not see the film taking this turn wtf

NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS A STAR TREK MURDER MYSTERY MOVIE

oh my goodness who is the fluffy man

SAREK!! IT'S MY BOY SAREK!!

this movie has everything

how the hell does this film fit in with the rest of Trek continuity??? I don't remember Quo'nos being weakened in DS9

WORF IS A LAWYER

this film is amazing and I feel like it's the reason people remember TOS for being a bit, um, more serious than it perhaps was

I would watch the shit out of a series of Spock solving mysteries

and by that I mean when is the Pike series entering visual range

Watching this after several episodes of TOS is driving me nuts, LOOK AT DEM ALIEN DESIGNS

Also I love how Uhura and Chekov are clearly buddies in this film who bond over the shenanigans

I am gay for the cigar lady

Sulu is like "I'm Captain now so I can break the rules, nyeh heh heh HEH"

oh chekov you doof

never change

Klingon: where are you going?

Uhura: MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS

Kirk kissing himself is a metaphor for something

Spock: welcome back Captai-

Kirk: HOW DARE YOU RESCUE US YOU FOOL

FUCKING KNEW SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT WITH VALERIS

Kirk looks so proud of Sulu breaking all them rules

Spock: we both know that I am not human

Kirk: do you mean you didn't read the amazing eulogy I wrote you you ungrateful bastard

holy shit these battle scenes

"Some people think the future is the end of history."

That's a real good quote, there b

Starfleet: return to spacedock to be decomissioned

Spock:

Awwww I love how the cast are credited with their signatures!!