Imagine a #TheBachelorSA with Sizwe Dhlomo. That would be the funniest show on Mnet. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

“We’re going horse riding! Sukumani phela”

Him: it’s the end of the road for you
Girl: *cries*
Him “Hai. Pho ukhalelani?”

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Host: Today we’re sky diving to showcase the love you have for the ladies
Sizwe: “Ngisangene yin mina?”

Girl: The sky is so Blue
Sizwe: “Blue? Nah man. How does the oesophagus of the splinter photosynthesis turn orange when it’s humid? Let me break it down for you..”

Girl: I love a man who can give me money
Sizwe: Lucky for me, angiyena ubab’wakho *chuckles really loud*

Host: *offends Sizwe*

Next episode:

Host: “I would like to sincerely apologize to Mr Dhlomo for the comments made at approximately 16:00 on last week’s episode”

Please don’t tag him please. I can’t afford a lawyer. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">