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Imagine a #TheBachelorSA with Sizwe Dhlomo. That would be the funniest show on Mnet. 
âWeâre going horse riding! Sukumani phelaâ
âWeâre going horse riding! Sukumani phelaâ
Him: itâs the end of the road for you
Girl: *cries*
Him âHai. Pho ukhalelani?â
Girl: *cries*
Him âHai. Pho ukhalelani?â
Host: Today weâre sky diving to showcase the love you have for the ladies
Sizwe: âNgisangene yin mina?â
Sizwe: âNgisangene yin mina?â
Girl: The sky is so Blue
Sizwe: âBlue? Nah man. How does the oesophagus of the splinter photosynthesis turn orange when itâs humid? Let me break it down for you..â
Sizwe: âBlue? Nah man. How does the oesophagus of the splinter photosynthesis turn orange when itâs humid? Let me break it down for you..â
Girl: I love a man who can give me money
Sizwe: Lucky for me, angiyena ubabâwakho *chuckles really loud*
Sizwe: Lucky for me, angiyena ubabâwakho *chuckles really loud*
Host: *offends Sizwe*
Next episode:
Host: âI would like to sincerely apologize to Mr Dhlomo for the comments made at approximately 16:00 on last weekâs episodeâ
Next episode:
Host: âI would like to sincerely apologize to Mr Dhlomo for the comments made at approximately 16:00 on last weekâs episodeâ
Please donât tag him please. I canât afford a lawyer.
