I started rereading alex rider : a thread

ok so there were some passages I didn't screenshot and I'm too lazy to go back but honourable mention to a 14 yo getting out of a car crusher-slicer and jumping out of the 15th floor, missing the flag pole but catching the flag.

alex rider, smart mouthed little shit

the mi6 blackmailing a teenager to work for them..... what's up

vegan advocate alex rider

alex rider: quarantine edition

"we cant give a teenager a gun" no but apparently you can blackmail him into going on a deadly mission

cw fatphobia

i mean was this necessary ?

im crying alex you smart mouthed little shit

also that clearly /stung/ sayle haha get it

i mean thats what you get for sending a fourteen years old on a mi6 mission

nice save though

alex back at it again with the smart mouth

"then why dont you"

how did the bloody mi6 not figure that out

noooo keep going on kiddo i believe in you

is there anything that boy cant do !

im starting to feel kinda bad about doing this thread even though the book came out twenty years ago so im gonna leave it at that