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From a dictionary in the future:
Trump – n. A loathsome object or discharge. Once the name of a U.S. president, the word has come into common use to describe a very distasteful thing. Sample sentence: The sewer backed up and left a lot of trump in our basement.
Trump – n. A loathsome object or discharge. Once the name of a U.S. president, the word has come into common use to describe a very distasteful thing. Sample sentence: The sewer backed up and left a lot of trump in our basement.
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Lindsey – v. To abandon all past principles and embrace corruption. The word was inspired by Lindsey Graham, a South Carolina senator. Sample sentence: My sister started lindseying, and my dad kicked her out of the house.
Lindsey – v. To abandon all past principles and embrace corruption. The word was inspired by Lindsey Graham, a South Carolina senator. Sample sentence: My sister started lindseying, and my dad kicked her out of the house.
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Ivanka – n. A consumer product that is sold with glowing promises but never works. The word comes from Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka, whose duties and accomplishments were minuscule. Sample sentence: This phone is a damn Ivanka.
Ivanka – n. A consumer product that is sold with glowing promises but never works. The word comes from Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka, whose duties and accomplishments were minuscule. Sample sentence: This phone is a damn Ivanka.
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Mar-a-Lago – n. A house of ill repute. The word comes from Donald Trump's former club but has taken on a wider meaning to describe any place of corruption and debasement. Sample sentence: I saw you sneak into that Mar-a-Lago on Fifth Street.
Mar-a-Lago – n. A house of ill repute. The word comes from Donald Trump's former club but has taken on a wider meaning to describe any place of corruption and debasement. Sample sentence: I saw you sneak into that Mar-a-Lago on Fifth Street.
From a dictionary in the future:
Republican – n. A member of a once-respected but now-defunct political party. Fascism and corruption spelled its demise in the late 2020s. Sample sentence: By the time we got Grandpa to the hospital, he was so dead that he turned Republican.
Republican – n. A member of a once-respected but now-defunct political party. Fascism and corruption spelled its demise in the late 2020s. Sample sentence: By the time we got Grandpa to the hospital, he was so dead that he turned Republican.
