I've been a bit of a preachy bummer this morning, so I'm going to mix things up a little.

Here's "Happy Women Holding Bananas : A Thread" (1/10)

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We start with my favorite "Woman with a Banana" image. This one never fails to cheer me up. I wonder what she's thinking?
(2/10)

This woman is very happy to be holding a very fresh, perfectly ripe banana. The elegance of this shot is further enhanced by the perfect, unblemished skin of both the woman & the banana.
(3/10)

This intelligent looking young woman seems to be eager to eat her banana. She clearly values the rich bounty of potassium & niacin that bananas have to offer.
(4/10)

Okay, now that's just DIRTY. We all know what this WHORE is thinking. Best to just move along.
(5/10)

Now this is better. This woman clearly treats her bananas with the reverence they are due. Even holding several bananas in her hands at once, she maintains both poise & dignity. Beautiful.
(6/10)

There's a very Italian feel to this one... Her laughing eyes seem to yell "Mangia! Mangia!", which means "Eat! Eat!". Whilst her banana hoarding is a bit greedy, the casualness is offset by her clear joy in getting as many healthy bananas into herself as possible.
(7/10)

The banana is blue.

THE... BANANA... IS... BLUE.

*THE* *GYOD* *DEEEYAUM* *BANANA* *IS* *BLUE!!!*
<sob>
(8/10)

Admit it... We've all been there. You have a big, long, gorgeous banana in each hand, and you can't decide WHICH one to eat first.

Decisions, decisions.
(9/10)

♬Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,
banana phone. ♬

♬Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phooone.♬

♬It ain't no phony.♬

♬Ain't no baloney.♬

♬My cellulaaar, banaaanular phooooone.♬
(10/10)

Thank you for sharing this journey with me.

I hope that this thread instills in you at least some measure of the joy that witnessing women enjoying bananas brings me.

Keep smiling.

There's beauty in the world, & someone out there who wants to enjoy it with you.
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