MEN & WOMEN –A #QuoteMashup -RANDOM!!

The useless piece of flesh at the end of the penis is called a man !!

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised!!

God gave men both a penis and a brain but only enough blood supply to run one at a time!!

A HARD man is good to find!!

Women can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbor seeing!!

If women ran the world there would be not wars, just intense negotiation every twenty-eight days!!

To judge from the covers of countless women’s magazine the two topics most interesting to women are 1) why men are all disgusting pigs and 2) how to attract men!!

Intuition is the strange instinct that tells a woman she is right, whether she is or not (is a different story)!!

Men read maps better than women because only a male mind could conceive of an INCH equaling a hundred MILE!!

They claim to be a HE-MAN, but the hair from their combined chests wouldn’t have made a wig for a grape!!

Give man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you!!

You can tell a lot about man by the way he handles lost luggage and tangled X-mas tree lights!!

A man in the house is worth two in the streets

A man without a woman is like a neck without pain!!

The main difference between man and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots !!

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs!!

A man is two people,himself and his cock. A man always takes this friend to the party.Of the two,the friend is the nicer, being more able to show his feelings!!

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from http://book.one  type learns from observations. And one type (in majority) just has to urinate on the electric fence himself!!

Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him.” are we going to have sex again?” he said,” yes, but not with each other”

Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego!
A: "Is it in?"

There is no bigger fan than the opposite sex than me,& I have the bills to prove it!

Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works!!

“What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now.

You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt (I told you not to hold back!), skank.

Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy?

Fag, girl, bitch, pussy. I’ve even heard the term “mangina.”
Notice anything?
The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl.

Being a woman is the ultimate insult.

Now tell me "that’s not royally fucked up.”!!