proof that the world (the universe rather) might hate me–

a thread of unfortunate things that happen to me WAY too many times, maybe i do believe in bad luck:
((and by HATE i mean Love to Constantly Annoy me. i am aware im nobody special for the universe to come together so often to inconvenience me!! 🥲 just want to put this thread out here in hopes it will Magically stop)) lets begin...
1). every time i use the bathroom, someone SUDDENLY needs to use it too. the minute i sit on the toilet someone will knock to hurry me up. U HAD ALL DAY TO USE IT WHILE IT WAS VACANT, WHY WHEN IM IN HERE ALREADY!!! every. single. time.
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