Read on Twitter
I gotta tell y& #39;all about how I discovered my new favorite miracle product.
So I& #39;m in this weird limbo right now where half my belongings are already moved into my new place, but I gotta finalize moving out the old spot or risk losing the security deposit.
Now, we all know, I ain& #39;t about to leave that much money on the table, least especially in this America that is knocking on recession& #39;s door (fight with yourself if you don& #39;t believe that last fact)
I had the not-so-brilliant idea to camp out here on an airbed with my bair minimums of one suitcase and a back pack, and do everything on this move out checklist, instead of hiring cleaners.
Bear in mind that I& #39;m wanting to do all of this extra work after a weekend of packing and moving from a 2nd floor apartment in a whole nother town.
I promise you, I& #39;m not cheap. Just frugal. 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> These dollars that I work so hard for hurt me real bad when we& #39;re just spending them anyhow.
After days of climbing on table tops to reach those far off corners that never smell bleach so I could do some major deep cleaning, I literally wake up dead! That& #39;s the only way to describe the feeling. As in EVERY muscle on my body said "ENOUGH. WE QUIT!!"
I could barely get up out of that airbed. Woke up like damn I& #39;m old!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> Felt like I was walking on freshly boiled noodles, just wobbling with every step.
The whole time I& #39;m thinking about exactly where the Icy Hot is i.e in the box in the basement ... at the new place ... in a whole nother town.
Wow!!!
Wow!!!
I decided to go by the closest pharmacy and get myself straight. I needed some travel cosmetics anyways to replenish what I& #39;d been using here all week (someday we& #39;ll discuss the reason why I keep my carry-on suitcase fully packed at all times)
So I& #39;m in the travel section just picking out some tiny toothpaste and lotion and other stuff when I see a bottle that doesn& #39;t look like it belongs. Like maybe some other customer dumped it here from the aisle with all the medication. It was CBD lotion.
I& #39;m like "hhhmmm". I& #39;ve heard of CBD oils being real good for achy limbs and muscles, but I& #39;m not convinced just yet. I decide to let the price check be the determining factor.
So here I go to the check out counter with all my lil stuff in the basket and ask the store clerk to check the price of that CBD lotion for me. The plan was to only buy it if it& #39;s cheaper or comparable in price to the other ointment I picked out.
The store clerk scanned the bar code on the CBD lotion only for the machine to say bhahaknsnsjwjejldkxb?? He& #39;s puzzled. I& #39;m puzzled. Scan it again.
We were there for a good two minutes. The man even inputted the ISBN manually into the comouter trying to figure out the price on that lotion and the machine said nah!! Do not compute!!
Finally the store clerk gave up and came to the conclusion that the lotion didn& #39;t actually belong in their store. Some outsider probably just put on the shelf and walked away.
I& #39;m like, shrug oh well. I got some other lil things in my basket anyways so it& #39;s all good. Just ring this up! Then he goes, "well, if you want it, it& #39;s yours"
I said "hanh??" As in "for free??"
He explained that since it& #39;s not part of their inventory they can& #39;t sell it anyways.
You guys should& #39;ve seen how quickly I put that CBD lotion my handbag.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
That& #39;s what we call a finder& #39;s fee.
He explained that since it& #39;s not part of their inventory they can& #39;t sell it anyways.
You guys should& #39;ve seen how quickly I put that CBD lotion my handbag.
That& #39;s what we call a finder& #39;s fee.
Anyways, that was two days ago and I& #39;ve been using it on my arms, back and legs religiously ever since. Let me tell you, all my muscle aches are gone and I can get back to this necessary deep cleaning.
