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Conspiracy theorists’ thoughts on COVID are firmly rooted in how it’s affecting their lives. Literally no one benefits from this being “a scam”. Some of you have been INSUFFERABLE throughout this whole thing. I need a turbo mute button at this point.

You want to party SO BAD. Want to do your hair and nails SO BAD. Hop your ass in a car and go to the closest state allowing it. Knock yourself out. Stop bitching everyday about how your conveniences aren’t available to you. The government ain’t trying to keep you ugly.

My whole year is a wash. Who gives a fuck. Friends are losing loved ones left and right. Friends are losing their jobs left and right. Friends with mental health issues are going through it. And you’re worried about your hair, nails, gym and turning up? Fuck outta here.

And the ultimate gag is that when this all over and you can actually go do all those things, you’re gonna look uglier than ever as a human being.