thing on the internet: "make sure you're delighting users"
me:

I don’t find delight staring at my computer screen. The era of this needs to end. We find delight with each other, in nature, in the written word. Just make shit work online. That’s it. Just make it work.

Side note: “just make it work” is insanely hard. Delight is cutesy and stupid and often done at the expense of functionality so that “delight” is short-lived, meaningless