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Mario Kart DS is better than Mario Kart Double Dash

Double Dash can technically allow up to sixteen players if you spend thousands of dollars on a fucking LAN setup that's unusable for anything else.

Mario Kart DS allows even the most humble DS owner to race against you, even without a cartridge. It makes brothers of us all.

Mario Kart Double Dash is the Danganronpa 2 of the Mario Kart series (originally well received by both fans and critics, but retrospectively uneven and inferior to both it's iconic predecessors and masterpiece, series-topping sequel)

When people think of iconic Mario Kart Double Dash stages they always say two things: DK Mountain and Baby Park. I'm willing to concede that DK Mountain is a great stage, but Baby Mountain? It's the worst in series history.

Will you concede that MKDS is the better game?

Due to the controversial non-cartridge based game format (reverted to a traditional cartridge in the superior DS sequel) the risky process of making bootleg Double Dash disks at a factory in Wuhan Province eventually resulted in the release of COVID-19.

Double Dash is worse than DS. (The New York Times, 2020).

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The New York Times [gapingmaws], May 29th 2020. 1 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 = 1 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯. [Tweet]. Twitter.

Retrieved May 29th 2020, from: https://twitter.com/gapingmaws/status/1265989978460282880

2003. Your friends are all excited for Mario Kart, like the good old times. But it's not the same and it never will be again. Double Dash just isn't fun. Your friends want to play XBOX instead. You're all growing older.

After 2 years in the desert Nintendo answer your prayers.

There's a better Mario Kart game than Double Dash...it's called Mario Kart DS