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Mario Kart DS is better than Mario Kart Double Dash

Double Dash can technically allow up to sixteen players if you spend thousands of dollars on a fucking LAN setup that& #39;s unusable for anything else.

Mario Kart DS allows even the most humble DS owner to race against you, even without a cartridge. It makes brothers of us all.

Mario Kart Double Dash is the Danganronpa 2 of the Mario Kart series (originally well received by both fans and critics, but retrospectively uneven and inferior to both it& #39;s iconic predecessors and masterpiece, series-topping sequel)

When people think of iconic Mario Kart Double Dash stages they always say two things: DK Mountain and Baby Park. I& #39;m willing to concede that DK Mountain is a great stage, but Baby Mountain? It& #39;s the worst in series history.

Will you concede that MKDS is the better game?

Due to the controversial non-cartridge based game format (reverted to a traditional cartridge in the superior DS sequel) the risky process of making bootleg Double Dash disks at a factory in Wuhan Province eventually resulted in the release of COVID-19.

Double Dash is worse than DS. (The New York Times, 2020).

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2003. Your friends are all excited for Mario Kart, like the good old times. But it& #39;s not the same and it never will be again. Double Dash just isn& #39;t fun. Your friends want to play XBOX instead. You& #39;re all growing older.

After 2 years in the desert Nintendo answer your prayers.

There& #39;s a better Mario Kart game than Double Dash...it& #39;s called Mario Kart DS

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