I made a grievous error this morning: I told my boyfriend about my dream over coffee.

In my dream, a disease like COVID activated ancient DNA in people and made a % of the population look a little like dinosaurs. And then they got systematically oppressed.
We were on vacation (in the dream) & decided to have a little hotel party, went to the liquor store, ran into a group of folks impacted by this genetic activation. They thought we were going to start trouble with them, but we just wanted to hang out, & invited them to the hotel.
One of the guys in the group was a 7ft tall beefy guy in a Nike track suit who looked a little like a T-Rex? I dunno. We hooked up with him after the party and then became a throuple and we took him home to meet my family and that was a thing that happened in my brain last night.
And I’m now being sent dinosaur sex memes every thirty seconds by @BearTat2 while I’m trying to focus on building my notes for a presentation.
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