I would rather self isolate for the rest of the year and the next one and the next one, than hand the entire contents of my phone over to this Government. Christ when we had to put them in the locky box for a Downing St reception I popped my SIM out and defiantly put it in my bra

I know some people will deliberately miss the point of this just to be sanctimonious on the internet, so:
I am staying in, thankyou.
I leave the house for work, and food. That's it. Maybe two or three times a week. In face mask, gloves, with sanitiser.

Not downloading an app doesn't mean I'm taking this any less seriously than anyone else. My mum has Addison's and various other illnesses and I haven't seen her FOR ELEVEN WEEKS. I haven't had any childcare help even in the midst of an actual mental breakdown (I'm doing ok now)

My whole life fell apart a few weeks ago and I still didn't ring my vulnerable, sick mum and ask her to come over for a cuppa or to help me out. In fact I downplayed it all because i knew if she knew how much I was struggling to cope she would try to come over and do the dishes.

So excuse me if I don't want to hand over the details of 1000s of vulnerable people, explicit info about their benefit claims, exchanges with political prisoners, etc, to a self aggrandising, data harvesting, manipulative smirking shithouse of liars and toads. I'll just stay in.