An old friend noticed that I was carrying a different phone. She said “Last time we were at that park, you weren’t carrying this phone. Who bought this for you?”

I’m trying to catch up, you’re looking at me from head to toe?

Am I too sensitive? Who bought it for me?

Guys.

When I had a house warming, she said “how much is it? Can you afford it”

I don’t think she knows it’s offensive because she kept saying “congrats it’s beautiful” but it’s offensive bathong. Or ngiyahlanya? Haibo man.

Akang’boni yazi.

It’s so funny because I spoke about it in one of my IGTV classes. The borrowed eye... Be careful of your borrowed eye, it’s weird.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CADBm6yAyfUIUCBrrXPdTWJ9oK1g9DFLYHUR1Q0/?igshid=1m8xwvqhxgcd2

When I bought my car she said “that’s the car I wanted in highschool, you just had to get the convertible”. - with a laugh & hug to make it seem like a joke. I mized.