#CHROMOSOME THREAD.....
ALICE-8/10

LOVE this one.....sounds like a Madonna Ray of light demo...takes me back to 1998....production very reminiscent of that era.......vocals solid....so far one of my faves
STUPID LOVE-6/10

The song is cute...same ol DISCO vocal cadence she loves so much.... I can't stand the chorus...the production is very typical of songs like this..... the video didn't elevate the song so we're here...
RAIN ON ME-7/10

The song is a 6..Ariana elevated it to a 7...the production is uninspired to be honest...for what is supposed to be a powerhouse collab this sounds dated.....I expected more...and Gaga is just so one dimensional vocally...
FREE WOMAN-7/10

This is just another RAIN ON ME....similar production .......I wish she could have approach the vocals differently but she sounds like a senior citizen singing pop songs..."I'm a free WOMAIAIAIAAAAAN" like girl why?
FUN TONIGHT-6/10

This song does nothing for me.....absolutely nothing.....vocally one of her strongest deliveries but the pre-Chorus is 😴😴😴😴😴.....
911-1/10

So far the WORST SONG on the album.....sounds like something that something that didn't make the final cut of "THE FAME".......
PLASTIC DOLL-7/10

"I got blonde hair and cherry lips, a state of art"...eye just...

mama is giving the girls growls though...not bad
SOUR CANDY-8/10

Like Ariana, Blackpink elevated the song...... very Madonna inspired....I actually like this one....I hate the LYRICS though... especially the "I'm hard on the inside, if u see inside" bit...just HORRIBLE...but it's really good
ENIGMA-7/10

SOUR CANDY's REDUCTIVE little sister......I would give it a 5 but she's channeling Annie Lennox on the vocals and I love the production....
REPLAY-6/10

If madonna had an unruly baby with Gaga this would be the result.....lyrically one of the better ones....a little chaotic for me though
BABYLON-8/10

she clearly went to the MADONNA school of pop music.....this ain't the 1st time though

Alejandro= LA ISLA BONITA

Born this way= EXPRESS YOURSELF

Perfect illusion= PAPA DON'T PREACH

BABYLON= VOGUE

A BOP but REDUCTIVE to the HIGHEST ORDER
Overall 6.9/10...I like it better than ARTPOP & JOANNA but it all sounds like sh*t we've heard before..I think I'm gonna continue to bop to Alice, free woman, plastic doll, Sour Candy and Babylon...the rest is a no from me
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