I’m sure you are all wondering how I got here and how anyone can get in this Kind of situation... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Sleepy face" aria-label="Emoji: Sleepy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Sleepy face" aria-label="Emoji: Sleepy face">

It’s a pretty interesting story. [Thread]

So you know how people always say

“I can’t wait for random credit alert...God when?“

Well I never believed in random alerts. It has to be work or payment especially since I don’t post my noods on the timeline.

But this day was different for me....

BOOM N50,000 alert to my GtB and naturally I have raised eyebrows

“Who the fuck is this from?!?!”

So i told my P.A to call the 4 people I was expecting to pay me, all amounts more than 50k. No takers. This money just appeared from nowhere.

Anyways I take it as a sign from God.

I got a personal assistant to pay, my alternator just got fixed, I need fuel for the office and I want to order food from @LapeBillions .

God sent me this money. 50k. It’s mine!

So I transfer it to my main account to hide for a bit.

Been like 2 days and nobody is claiming this 50k so Im clear!

think it’s a good time to start spending my “God when” Loot.

And then suddenly I go back to my gtb and oh the HORROR! my 4k that was there is gone and I’m even in MINUS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">

I knew what I had done so I couldn’t even be mad . I was just disappointed that this money was not from God. So I’m looking at the app like , shiiiid this wasn’t my fault!

I’m looking at this @gtbank app and thinking

“Yo! been banking with these dudes for more than 10 years and they gonna do me like this? They can’t dash someone 50k ni? “

What is all this violence? Oh need gbo eleyi naw! Ko nessestry My dear....

Anyways sha sha sha https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">

after a few minutes of anger I sha gave them back their money and the shamless people took every single Naira of it .....

What is the moral of this story?

Well....

If something is to Good to be true it usually is trouble . And if you don’t have bum bum don’t go and think you have free credit alert. Least it results in

“Add Hi know”

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