Mate, I’m ruined!

My wife’s company legit bought everybody desks and chairs and had them delivered.

This person is gonna be in my office full time every day now?

This isn’t what I signed up for!
I didn’t sign up for this!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I need y’all to finish this damn vaccine tout fkn suite so that my wife goes back to work
I’ve already spent twenty four hours a day for two and a half months with the individual in question,

And I tell you what ... THAT wasn’t in the marriage contract, bruh.

This is unnatural.
First I had to become friends with my wife,

Now I have to continue to see her every single day?

I’m an African man. This is unnatural.

Where’s that vaccine? https://twitter.com/joeblackzw/status/937272937236893696?s=21">https://twitter.com/joeblackz... https://twitter.com/joeblackzw/status/937272937236893696">https://twitter.com/joeblackz...
Yes to social distancing.

What about marital distancing?
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