So I saw this yesterday. And never have I felt more personally challenged. Alcohol and geography are my two favourite things. So I decided to do them all. Behold: every recognized country as an alcohol pun... https://twitter.com/OneDayOnlycoza/status/1265540598401990661
A

•Af-gin-istan
•Al-beer-nia
•Ale-geria
•Brandorra
•Angolager
•AnG&Tigua and Barbuda
•Ar-gin-tina
•Barmenia
•Austr-ale-ia
•Austria-Maria
•Azerbai-gin
B
•The Bahamartini
•Bar-rain
•Harvey WallBangladesh
•Barbadouzo
•White Belarussian
•Belgin
•J&Belize
•Bourbenin
•MaliBhutan
•Beerlivia
•Bosnia and Herzegovino
•Bots-wine-a
•Cuba LibBrazil
•Home Brunei
•Bulgaria-Maria
•Kronenburgina Faso
•Burumdi
C
•Cab Sav Verde
•Cambeerdia
•Cameroon Shine
•Vodcanada
•Central African Re-pub-lic
•Flaming Chadborgini (this is probably my worst one)
•Chile Chocolate Margarita
•Mai - China
•Rum and Colombia
•SoComoros and lime
•Democratic Rumpublic of Congo
C cont...
•Republic of Cognac
•Costa RiCane and Creme Soda
•Côte d’Alevoire
•Croashiraz
•Cuba Libre
•White Cyprussian
•Czech Re-pub-lic
D
•Denmarktini
•DjibouG&T
•Dominicastle lager
•Dominigin Republic
E
•MojiTimor-Leste
•ProssEcuador
•G&TEgypt
•Ale Salvador
•Equatorial Guinness
•Bloody MEritrea
•Estoniale
•Eswatini (I mean this is pretty much a cocktail already)
•Ethiopinotage
F
•Fiji&T
•Ginland
•Chenin France
G
•Gabon pedro
•The Gambia-Maria
•Pino-Georgia
•Harvey Wall BanGermany
•Captain Morghana
•Pinot Greeceio
•Grenadaiquiri
•Guatemalager
•Ginnea
•Guinness-Bissau
•Laguyana
H
•Haitia maria
•Hondurosè
•Hungariesling
I
•Vodka on Iceland
•Caipirindia
•Gindonesia
•Iranold Palmer
•Whiskey on Iraqs
•Ireland (no they don’t need a pun. Their name is alcoholism)
•Isr-ale
•Gimlitaly
J
•Jam-jar-aica
•Japana colada
•Jordanisette
K
•KamiKazakhstan
•HeineKenya
•WhisKiribati
•North FrangeliKorea
•Southern Comfort Korea
•SoKosovo and lime
•VodKuwait
•Jonnie WalKyrgyzstan
L
•Castle Laosger
•AmaruLatvia
•Lebanon-alcoholic for what?
•Lesotot
•Libeeria
•Cuba-Libya
•Liechtenwine
•Lithu-ale-nia
•Luxembeerg
M
•Madagascardi Breezer
•Malawine
•Mal-ale-sia
•Maltdives
•Mali-bu
•Maltini
•Marshale Islands
•Mauri-cane-ia
•Maurichelieu
•MexiSoCo and Lime
•Microbrew-nesia
•Moldovino
•Monacognac
•Mongaleia
•Montenegrum
•Moroccolada
•Mozambuka
•Myanmargarita
N
•Chardonnaymibia
•Naurum
•Nepale ale
•Pinotherlands
•Brew Zealand
•BelliNicaragua
•MartiNiger
•Nigeria Maria
•North Macedoniale
•PiNorway Noir
O
•Jell-Oman shots
P
•Papsakistan
•Paleau
•Panamanhattan
•Papua New Guinness
•Paragwine
•Peru-ni
•Phillipinot noir
•CosmoPolandtan
•Port-ugal
Q
•VodQatar
R
•Rumania
•White Russia(n)
•Rwandaquiri
S
•Saint Kitts and Beervis
•Saint Lushiraz
•Saint Vinocent and the Grenadines
•MimoSamoa
•San Mavino
•Blue CuraSao Tome and Principe
•Saudi Arabeer
•Senegale
•Serbeer
•Mainstaychelles
S Cont.
•Sierrum Leone
•Singapore Sling
•Slovachianti
•Slovinoia
•Solomead Islands
•Somaliale
•South AfriCane
•ChampSpain
•Sri Lankamikaze
•Jack Sudaniels
•Southern Comfort Sudan
•Bacardi BreeSuriname
•Swedgin
•Wine Spritzerland
•Syriabsinthe
T
•Taiwine
•MargariTajikistan
•Manhattanzania
•Mai Thailand
•MojiTogo
•CosmopoliTonga
•Trinidaquiri and Tobago
•MargariTunisia
•TurChianti
•Turkmenistein
•Tuvaleu
U
•Ugandaiquiri
•Ucain and cream soda
•United Arab E-merlots
•United Kingdompedro
•United Shots of America
•Long Island Uruguiced Tea
•Ouzobekistan
V
•Vinoatu
•Vat of beer can City
•Venezuelager
•Cab-Savietnam
Y
•Yementini
Z
•Zambia-Maria
•Pims-babwe

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