Text from Dad ‘Do you know what’s really cool about Sean Connery? The way he smooths down his tie.’ Not what I thought he was going to say, but I knew exactly what he meant. So Dad, this thread is for you. Sean neatening up his tie...

Warning, this thread goes on a bit...

This really is the sort of thread that’s only of interest if you have nothing else to do today.

Don’t worry Sean, the tie is still there.

The tie getting a double stroke here..

Tie plus jacket stroke combo. Just a few more, I promise.

Tie totally out of control here.

Almost burned alive, but at least the tie is neat.

About to get lucky, but I hope she notices my neat tie. Okay, time to stop now.