Growing up with a Large Dog who could reach the kitchen table meant that I have developed very extremely good reactions (but only in Very Specific Dog Related Situations)
So once I visited some friends and their dog snatched a Yorkshire pudding off my plate, and I snatched it back so fast that the dog hadn't managed to eat any of it, and I was recently informed that this moment is still talked about with wonder in that household.
Immediate lightning fast reflexes, right there.

They were mortified and offered me one of theirs and I was like - I have eaten much worse and I do not care - and then ate it while maintaining eye contact with the very confused dog.
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