"provides protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser, which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical, radiation or EMF [electromagnetic field] emitting device"
"Through a process of quantum oscillation, the 5GBioShield USB key balances and re-harmonises the disturbing frequencies arising from the electric fog induced by devices, such as laptops, cordless phones, wi-fi, tablets, et cetera,"
"We are in possession of a great deal of technical information, with plenty of back-up historical research,"

"As you can understand, we are not authorised to fully disclose all this sensitive information to third parties, for obvious reasons."

Yeah, of course... 🤦‍♂️
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