fuck it thread of me rating energy drinks bc i have a problem

Red Bull 7/10

-a classic
-too fucking expensive fr why
-strong gasoline taste yass
-i& #39;d be pleased if this causes my heart attack
-death by red bull? that makes me a classy bitch in my books!
-will keep u up no doubt

Monster 2/10

-FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL
-incels drink this
-epic redditors drink this
-mountain dew of energy drinks (foul)
-would rather drink coffee (foul but not as foul)

AMP 4/10

-too sweet
-bitch what the fuck is amp? i& #39;ll KILLLL YOUUUU
-used to be my fav when i was like 15 ngl now i respect myself
-i& #39;d be soooo pissed if this caused my death
-u might as well drink water w sugar

Volt 10/10

-underrated
-tastes like gasoline but grade a gasoline
-will kinda keep u up
-inexpensive we love a bargain
-i drink this for fun <3