Hey my dears, I just realized it is #HumpDay, so I guess I'll do a short and sweet about what I posted earlier. I'm gonna cc men on this one because the ladies/NB/transgender already know. Foreplay IS important, y'all. I swear.

If you think you can kiss twice and "slide" on in, I have news for you. That's like a Chinese finger trap, my guy. Unless you have some lubrication up in there you are stuck. And let me tell you it doesn't feel good for us either. Shit gets sore and painful.

Do us both a favor and brush up on your skills. Guarantee you we are easier than you think:
•affectionate kisses/caressing
•neck kisses
•nipple stimulation
•special attention paid to sensitive areas
•please familiarize our anatomy
•the clit is more obvious than you think

These are just some tips and here's a couple diagrams, I swear. And these are about as simple as I can find. Again, we are not all the same, but like pick up a book or YouTube that shit.

And I promise you more often than not slow and steady wins the race, my guys. I know you have most likely watched porn videos with dudes going HAM with their fingers. Erm, no. Maybe after we're done idling and ready to go, but you need to warm that up first.

I guarantee you the more willing you are to help us out, the more willing we are to help you out (sniper position men, I appreciate you). This is just a general PSA that women are not rearing and ready to go just because you are. Finesse, my friends.

Maybe next Wednesday I'll do the other half of this because I'm sure y'all will like to see me address that as well. Anyway, you know the drill: stay safe, have fun, get regularly tested, and get kinky my loves, if you so choose.