Around 4am I heard some disturbing sound of loud music from my sound sleep. After listening carefully, it was a Loud speaker, the type those Church Pastors use now for preaching with microphone and has Bluetooth now. Ladies and gentlemen, It's a thread.
The sound later became more clear but very audible. It was coming from outside the gate of my house. My dads voice was the first I heard. "Who is playing church music this loud around 4am?" He asked.
So Popsi n I flashed his touch light out through the window. Low and behold, it was "Professor" not his real name but that's what they call him in No.10, the building he lives in. We asked him to stop the music but this guy just played deaf dumb.
Dad didn't recognize him but I did. My best guess was he wanted to give us a morning sermon. But why did he have to wake everyone up with his Megaphones at such a vital hour of good sleep. We were both furious and while we screamed at him to stop his music from our flat...
To my greatest surprise, this guy did not, I could see him whispering to his friend who was sitting just close to him. We became very furious and my Dad's voice woke mumsi up. I checked my phone again just to confirm the time 4:11am.
Because of the presence of his friend whom we could not identify, Mum insisted that we should not go out to meet them in the open. Her arguments was that we had a Vigilante in the street ( Olode ) who could ask them to wait a little longer before create such noise pollution.
So we called the Olode's number, No response. " Wehrey yen ma ti sunlo, aani Olode yen ko mose rara " Popsi enthused. So I flung the door open. And looked out from the balcony. Professor has now reduced the music averagely but still enough to wake the whole street up.
Dad wanted to go downstairs and outside to meet them but my Mama no gree. What if it was a trap by robbers ? What if they had guns? Let's wait till 5, etc she went on as every other mother would in the middle of the night. Dad and I could not go out to meet him so we had to act.
It was now like 4:20am I could not take it anymore. I picked up my own Bluetooth speakers and connected. He deserved a fair share of our own drama. Mumsi came again with her Angelic voice to preach peace ☮️ and how two wrongs doesn't make a right. But I no gree o.
I ended up playing Party Scatter by Fireboy, Disturbance by David and as many other loud fast music as I could. Until 4:45am. The idiot still kept his music on for a while before switching to microphone and "preaching".
What baffled me the most in this story is the Olode was found sleeping when we went outside some minutes to 5am. My music has woken more people up because it was like two different speakers playing. Eventually more people came out and professor received the insult of his life.
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