going to drift off to sleep tonight thinking about roe fizzlebeef: pro wrestling AU thanks to @CuringWaltz_ and @sinuntosea

we have determined that if roe was a wrestler she would basically be kota ibushi. here is the evidence:

-pretty boy face
-terrifying berserker mode
-Will Not Die
-does extremely reckless shit
-lands on her neck all the time
-highly romantic storylines

I am in love with this idea and want art of her in kota’s tiny shorts

heel roe on the other hand would be more like kevin owens, very earnest and passionate and ANGRY..... with a splash of tetsuya naito’s Cool Guy Shithead Who Loves His Friends Attitude and samoa joe’s Penchant For Murder HDGDHFJ

this thread is for no one except for me