Our buddy is about to show up at the bar - these feet belong to his new “old lady.” That is not him in that chair. This could get interesting.
We thought she left, then I got this when Jason went to the bathroom
The buddy is on his way - should we give him a head’s up?
The sad part - he’s taking forever to get here because we told him she was here so hes “showering and getting ready” — we just didn’t give him ALL the details.

We are bad humans, aren’t we?
He walked past the bar and as he opened the door to come to the deck, we heard “F You” and he immediately ordered a double. She’s still at the bar with the other guy.
She’s still at the bar with this random guy, but she’s texting our friend out here on the deck. Nothing else to report as of now.
Update
I hate to say this but I created drama for the sake of this thread and now I am paying the price. “Nikki” thinks I’m her cute new little best friend and I’m stuck in the awkwardness.
Update guys
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