hello horny fuckers, i’m making this thread because lately we’ve all been a little thirsty but DUMMY stupid, if we keep using the word “horny” it might lose its meaning so here are a bunch of synonyms/phrases you can use instead: a thread.
1. AROUSED. e.g IM SO AROUSED I WANT DAZAIS COCK NOW HNGGG
2. “MY BODY GETS EXCITED”
3. “TURNS ME ON” e.g “chuuyas gloves turn me ON”
4. STIMULATES e.g THIS PICTURE OF AKUTAGWA STIMULATES MY BODY AND I NEED HELP
5. “RAUNCHY” WHEN RANPO SMIRKS HE LOOKS SO RAUNCHY FUCK ME this is fact not an example.
6. TITILLATE (v): to make someone excited intentionally but only a little, usually with sexual images or descriptions - SEE THAT DEFINITION? “onLy A LiTtLe” HMM WHAT ELSE DO YPU WANT FROM ME YOU HRONY FUCKERS THIS IS DAZAI HE SAID “i will excite you a little”
SPONTANEOUS PUSSY COMBUSTION: this is only for the extra horny because it’s explicit but also gives good imagery on how some fuckers make us feel
okay that’s all i can think of now pelase don’t let this flop but also if this gets too much attention i will implode and i might keep updating this if my brain can function
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