Every time MasterChef judge Andy Allen has insisted that he doesn't like cake, a thread: #MasterChefAU
On the April 19th episode, Andy insisted he didn't like cake. #MasterChefAU
He said it again around 2 seconds later. #MasterChefAU
Since then, every time cake has presented itself, Andy has insisted he either doesn't like it, or doesn't eat it. #MasterChefAU
Andy has to say it whenever cake appears. It is a sacred contract. #MasterChefAU
Even when the other judges are staring right at him, he must say it. #MasterChefAU
And if he's not on-screen at the time, Andy still must insist there be no treaties for sweeties. #MasterChefAU
Sometimes, when cake appears before Andy Allen, he dislikes it so much that all he can do is walk away. #MasterChefAU
And yet despite all this, Andy do be eating cake. #MasterChefAU
He hoovers it down, and then he seeks validation for his cake-eating feats. #MasterChefAU
I think that, at the end of the day, he's just seeking permission to allow himself a little treat. #MasterChefAU
So here it is, @andyallencooks: It's alright to like cake, mate. Cake rules. Have a little sweetie, as a treatie. You deserve it. xoxo #MasterChefAU
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