The other day my mom was flipping channels and Titanic was on and it was a scene with the ship being launched. My mom was like “is this the beginning of the movie or the end?” and I was like “well, a clue is the ship is in one piece” and she was like “I don’t have time for this”

That was the moment when I realized my mother has never seen Titanic

(She was then like “it could be a flashback at the end of the movie, I don’t know!” Which, considering that it begins with Old Rose monologuing about whatever her jewels, is totally fair)