I am once again tasked with the screwed up dvr and the wives of houses this time from California
"You know I did not go to couples therapy that is ridiculous" I already hate this.
I want a version of Parasite just in these ladies houses
There's a black lady in this one and she is already 100 percent more balsnced than the white chicks
"Sure. Absolutely."
The Wild Things chick is on a SOAP and no one told me????
"They already know if they haven't had one already."
Congratulations on your use of AirBNB lady
PEDAL HARDER
"We deserve wine" is the motto of this alcoholic disaster of a series
"There is a disturbance in the water" says Aqualady @erikajayne
"They had a hooker at Thanksgiving" I have questions
Was the hooker turkey themed?
I reject the idea there is a version of @DENISE_RICHARDS that isn't fun.
"They are Pumpkin Spice candles!" "How white of them!"
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