One of the kittens has been having severe gastrointestinal issues. After a second de-worming at the vet, he had an enormous, and very runny BM... All over our carpet... And bedspread... And two windowsills.

I don't think he's really a kitten. I truly believe he is a poop balloon

Also, this stuff is amazing. Thank you, @naturesmiracle.

http://www.naturesmiracle.com/products/cat/stain-and-odor/stain-and-odor-remover-foam.aspx

OH MY GOD, THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE