I never told Twitter he stole my phone because I did not want people assuming I slept other him or something because yuck https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Lemme tell the story now b/c it’s too ridiculous not to share https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">. So when I moved to Brooklyn I became friends w/ a lot of Brooklyn Twitter. Jey & I had actually fallen out which is another fucking story (to be clear we never dated) but became cool b/c he lived on my block
So my roommate at the time and I decided to have a game night. I invited my real life friends, hers, and a few of our Brooklyn twitter friends & he was one of them.
This is when the iPhone 5s & 5c came out. I literally just bought the 5c the day before. So everyone arrives, we’re drink, having a good time whatever. He comes & said he drove because he was somewhere else before arriving.
The phone he has the entire time was an old 5. But he was telling everyone how he just bought the 5s and it was in his pocket b/c it didn’t have a SIM card. Now that makes no fucking sense but whatever. He never pulled the new phone out. We literally never saw it.
I notice I couldn’t find my phone but I’m drunk and I’m in my home with my friends so I don’t worry about it. Jey & some other people step out to get some food. While they’re gone I’m like wait I really can’t find my phone. I’m looking all over but not nervous b/c I’m in my home.
Then this nigga comes back and says ā€œyo Brie one of your friends stole my phone. Idk them like that one of them got itā€. He’s talking about the phone NO ONE EVER SAW! he didn’t even look for his ā€œlost phoneā€ he came in accusing my good friends of stealing it.
Then this psycho starts to help looking for my phone. And says maybe my friends stole my phone too. These frienz who have been in my home and around my things forever. So niggas are like nah you’re mad sus the way you accusing people.
So my guy friends ask to look in his car. Mind you he said he drove. Now he says his car is blocks away at home. My friends start getting hostile because it’s clear that he took my shit. But his friends were also there & calmed it down on some we not letting that happen.
Til this day I have no idea wtf he did with my phone. When he stepped out he obviously hid it somewhere but we never found it. Then he come back to my house the next day & asks me if I filed an insurance claim.
This was way before anything was ever said about him on Twitter. Way before he stole lettuce or played that white girl. This is why I be telling y’all to believe everything thwy day about these niggas cuz it’s stories y’all do t even know about https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
And the wild part is this is not even the first time I found out he was a psycho. I already knew he was a liar but I found out the hard way he was a thief. The other story isn’t mine to tell but just know he’s really a sociopath.
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