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THE DYSTOPIAN UNIVERSE OF THE CHARMIN BEARS / a thread:
First off, the Charmin bears are always naked. However, in multiple commercials, we see our nudist bear family discussing and doing laundry, most notably underwear.
In one highly disturbing commercial, the naked son bear tells his equally naked friends that Charmin toilet paper leaves his ass so clean that he “could” wear underwear a second time. AT NO TIME DO THESE BEARS WEAR SAID UNDERWEAR
In another commercial, Papa Bear wears a Hawaiian shirt to go on vacation, but yet again, NO PANTS or undergarments to be seen. There is no consistency. Mama Bear tirelessly does laundry for the whole family for seemingly NO REASON..... but it gets even darker...
In one commercial, Papa Bear goes through airport security, and is scanned by a Bear TSA agent.
Not only is TSA Bear in full uniform, once again suggesting the existence and normalcy of clothes in this universe and the consequential nudist insanity of our Charmin family, but the very existence of the Bear TSA necessitates that there has been...... a Bear 9/11.
The need to scan Papa Bear despite the fact that he has no clothes nor shoes to stow weapons in, and the supposedly comedic twist of the TSA agent inspecting his ass for toilet paper can lead us to only one conclusion:
In September of 2001 in the Charmin universe, a Bearrorist committed acts of Bearror on a Bearplane by hiding weapons in his ass.
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