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It’s 2012 and @VanderpumpRules never filmed. Where would the cast be now, 8 years later? Here’s my take. (A thread)
@LisaVanderpump: still rich as f, opening restaurants in LA but just at a slower rate. Probably hosting local community fundraisers at her house on the weekends. She probably still starts a dog rescue but runs it out of her house (contd)
Feuds with her neighbors over loud music, leaves notes on people’s cars about parking around her driveway and then denies it was her.
@TomSandoval1 : works as the social media manager for a marketing firm and always references being a model in the good old days. Engaged (contd)
@TomSandoval1 : works as the social media manager for a marketing firm and always references being a model in the good old days. Engaged (contd)
getting married in Brooklyn at a craft brewery where he’ll play with his band as entertainment at his own wedding.....nobody understands why because he’s not from New York.
@stassi : is a realtor in the Valley who drives an Acura TL and is doing pretty well for herself. (Contd)
@stassi : is a realtor in the Valley who drives an Acura TL and is doing pretty well for herself. (Contd)
Overspends on Gucci sunglasses but reasons that “nobody is going to buy a house from someone with cheap sunglasses”. Actually enjoys going on cruises but claims it’s just to get clients.
@BNCartwright: regional manager of hooters, sells lipsense or Arbonne on the side. (Contd)
@BNCartwright: regional manager of hooters, sells lipsense or Arbonne on the side. (Contd)
Posts inspirational quotes like it’s her job.
@mrjaxtaylor: convincing all of his friends on social media to attend his conferences on how to make 1 million dollars in a few months out of sketchy hotels off the freeway. Still single.
@mrjaxtaylor: convincing all of his friends on social media to attend his conferences on how to make 1 million dollars in a few months out of sketchy hotels off the freeway. Still single.
@MusicKillsKate: working an office job, always heats up her smelly salmon and eats an activia every day for lunch. Constantly gives Sally at the water cooler information on pregnancy even though she’s never been pregnant. Constantly complains about dating apps, wishes (contd)
@MCRofficial would tour again.
@twschwa: went back to school to get his masters degree. Is still trying to finish it, works as a cater waiter on the side. Trying to hook up with his TA.
@kristendoute: married a rich dude and then got divorced. Lounging by a pool in (contd)
@twschwa: went back to school to get his masters degree. Is still trying to finish it, works as a cater waiter on the side. Trying to hook up with his TA.
@kristendoute: married a rich dude and then got divorced. Lounging by a pool in (contd)
Arizona and Instagramming about being retired so young and why doesn’t everyone do it?! Uses hashtags like #livingmybestlife way too often
@scheana: married with 3 kids. Always starts shit at the weekend soccer games. Drinks peach crown royal and has bonfires illegally (contd)
@scheana: married with 3 kids. Always starts shit at the weekend soccer games. Drinks peach crown royal and has bonfires illegally (contd)
in her backyard
Lala: is now referred to as Lauryn only. Photographer. The most perfect Instagram feed you’ll ever see. Still low key goes on yacht trips but doesn’t post about it. Dated a DJ who had a residency in Vegas for a long time but is super above that scene.
Lala: is now referred to as Lauryn only. Photographer. The most perfect Instagram feed you’ll ever see. Still low key goes on yacht trips but doesn’t post about it. Dated a DJ who had a residency in Vegas for a long time but is super above that scene.
@ariana2525: her passion for animals translated into becoming a teacher. Single, with 4 cats, but her kids are her students. Still posts pictures of her horses from when she was growing up. Frequently visits the stables just to be in near the animals. (Contd)
Attends a weekly book club and posts incessantly about reading on Instagram.
