I present to you, the detailed history of Salicious B. Crumb aka the best Star Wars character.

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Crumb is a Kowakian Monkey-Lizard and comes from the homeworld Kowak, a planet located in the galaxy's Outer Rim Territories, and is affiliated with Jabba the Hutt’s criminal empire.

Crumb is male, 0.7 meters tall, and weighs 9 kilograms. He has red hair, yellow eyes, and brown skin.

Salicious was found by Bib Fortuna as a stowaway on Jabba’s starship. Jabba promised to let Crumb live if he could amuse the Hutt at least once a day, thus becoming the jester of Jabba’s Palace.

According to the mole-flea, Lugubrious Mote, Salacious was not very intelligent. She described him as "dumber than a newborn rancor''.

Crumb is known for his lack of respect. One day, Darth Vader came to the palace to negotiate with Jabba and Crumb laughed in his face. Vader threatened Crumb’s life should he laugh again in his presence.

Crumb’s most notorious act has to be when he bit out the eye of protocol droid, C-3PO.

Unfortunately, Crumb was killed when Luke Skywalker came to rescue Han Solo. The ship they were all on was destroyed by the rebels, thus killing Crumb and the rest of Jabba’s subordinates.

Salicious B. Crumb died in 4ABY on Tatooine. Rest in piece, King.

As a bonus for reading my thread, here’s Christmas Crumb.